Welcome Tired & Cranky Mommies!

This blog is for mommies who need naps, let their kids eat too many M&Ms so they can get five minutes on the phone to schedule that GYN checkup, despise Dora and Diego (save those stinking marmosets already!) and dread attending other kids birthday parties (unless there is a margarita bar). I will not talk about the beauty of natural childbirth or how your child should know sign language by 3 months and spell his name by 18 months. There are enough of those nuts already blogging. This is for the moms who wanted a cocktail to top off the epidural and have normal kids who may not know sign language or speak French, but know the entertainment value of a nervous cat combined with some finger paints.